New Cool Instagram Whatsapp Status

Hello Friends here we collected some New Cool Whatsapp Status and Facebook Status. these cool and smart WhatsApp Status can give a new identity to you in whatsApp. soo show your smartness with these free whatsapp Status And Facebook Status and message. you also can use these status as SMS, or any other social Media. Enjoy ;)

{NEW} Cool WhatsApp And Facebook Status

►  "I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better."

►  "I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.! "

►  ""Dream" as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one..."

►  "I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!"

►  "People are like "MuSic" some say the "TrUth" and rest,just noise....."

►  "I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!"

►  " When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!"

►  "!Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you...."

►  "Why is "Monday" so far from "Friday" and "Friday" so near to "Monday"??.."

►  "Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes."

►  "Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.."

►  "Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone..."

►  "Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then ,why aren’t you msg me!"

►  "There are three sides to an argument ....my side ,your side and the right side. "

►  "Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !"

►  "WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!.... "

►  "INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS..."

►  "If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, ..It only means that you are ‘Above them’."

►  "I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete."

►  "Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..."

►  "Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky."

►  "Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)"

►  " Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….!!"

►  "I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete....."

►  "Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl! "

►  "Apni to bass ek hi wish hai…. Ser pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!"

►  "Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley..."

►  " !There comes a point in life ,when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..."

►  " I have no time to hate people,...who hate me...because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me...."

►  "A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new."

►  "There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win."

►  "Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!."

►  "In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is,... And Dad Knows What Boys Are...."


►  "A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"